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Very true indeed.  I'm seriously thinking about mixing up my entries in English. Well, to channel the knowledge to much wider and greater readers all over the world and to the entire galaxy. 

(Cehhh, overhyped!)

*Oiii, diam kau*

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Questions?

 So, this was the question raised by my reader regarding my recent entry.  I am very happy to answer your doubts. If there's any doubt, please ask, okay? :)

"sedikit keliru di situ..mula2 "who would I be?", last2, "who would you be?".. siapa yang tanya siapa ya?"

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 This is a flirty question to be asked to your-girlfriend-to-be.

If I'm a superhero, who would I be?

*This question comes from the guy*

1. "Superman?"
*The girl asked*

"No."
*The guy answered*

2. "Batman?"
*The girl asked*

"No."

*The guy answered*

3. "Spiderman?"

*The girl asked*

"No."

*The guy answered*

4. Who would you be?
*This part, of course, it's the girl who asked this question*

"Yourman."

*And, the answer from the guy is this*

Hahaha, this is seriously cute!
*Yes, it is*

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Superman? Batman? Spiderman?

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 This is a flirty question to be asked to your-girlfriend-to-be.

If I'm a superhero, who would I be?

Superman?

No.

Batman?

No.

Spiderman?

No.

Who would you be?

Yourman.

Hahaha, this is seriously cute!

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Godeng - Godeng

Urang berchan, nang mala jak berkukut sia-sitok. Pemandangan kedak tok adalah perkara biasa.

(Kau jeles kah?)

*Oii, boh nyampok*

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Inception adalah cita yang cool gila. Ada tips dari cita Inception yang berguna untuk orang berchan. Tips yang amat berguna ya memang boleh diaplikasikan dengan sebagusnya mun berchan.

(Tips apa?)

*Katoklah cita*

Untuk orang yang berchan-mati-leput kedak tok, semestinya ngarap berchan-mati-leput yang berlaku di dibah payong ya adalah benda yang benar. Apa yang berlaku dibah payong yaaa? Godeng-godeng lah.

Harus orang yang berchan mesti ngambik tauk, ya bukannya imaginasi semata-mata. Bukan khayalan, bukannya mimpi di waktu malam. Bukannya illusi. Bukan bayangan ajak. 

(Bahhh, giney maok tauk ya bukan bulak-bulak?)

*Haaa, baca dibah ya*

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Haa, harus di-check dolok koh. Ney tauk, ya illusi optik semata-mata. Ney tauk bermimpi ajak bah nak?

Ingat benar tek, paduhal, mimpi-waktu-tido-lekak-asar.
(Ketara kaulah bermimpi bergodeng-godeng gia)
*Bisin kau. Hahaha*

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